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Control
Engrave this Quote The maintenance man is moving the thermostat in our office today. I started talking with him about the “Thermostat Wars” [from Dilbert comics]. He told me about one office with 30 women where they could never get the temperature to an agreeable level. At his suggestion they installed 20 dummy thermostats around the office. Everyone was told that each thermostat controlled the zone around itself.
Problem solved. Now that everyone has “control” of their own thermostat there is no problem.
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-Scott Adams
Creativity
"Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep."
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Engrave this Quote If you’re going to create, create a lot. Creativity is not like playing the slot machines, where failure to win means you go home broke. With creativity, if you don’t win, you’re usually no worse off than if you hadn’t played.
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Gun Control
Engrave this Quote "I believe everyody in the world should have guns. Citizens should have bazookas and rocket launchers too. I believe that all citizens should have their weapons of choice. However, I also believe that only I should have the ammunition. Because frankly, I wouldn't trust the rest of the goobers with anything more dangerous than string."
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Plagiarism
Engrave this Quote There's a fine line between participation and mockery.
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Technology
Engrave this Quote Technology: No Place for Wimps!
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-Scott Adams, "Dilbert"





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