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Age
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Old people shouldn't eat health foods. They need all the preservatives they can get.
-Robert Orben
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City Life, Cities
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Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down.
-Robert Orben
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Competition
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These are the days when it takes all you've got just to keep up with the losers.
-Robert Orben
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Health
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Quit worrying about your health. It'll go away.
-Robert Orben
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Inflation
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Inflation is the crabgrass in your savings.
-Robert Orben
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Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities are selling at the same price.
-Robert Orben
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Money
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More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems, back taxes, back rent, back auto payments.
-Robert Orben
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Politics
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Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right?
-Robert Orben
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Speeches (oratory)
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Every speaker has a mouth; An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes it's filled with wisdom. Sometimes it's filled with feet.
-Robert Orben
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Time
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Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator.
-Robert Orben
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Wealth
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Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.
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Books by and about Robert Orben
