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Atheism
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Two hands working can do more than a thousand clasped in prayer.
-Anonymous
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Gambling (Gaming)
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In a bet there is a fool and a thief.
-Anonymous
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In the case of an earthquake hitting Las Vegas, be sure to go straight to the Keno Lounge. Nothing ever gets hit there.
-Anonymous
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Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
-Anonymous
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There is but one good throw upon the dice, which is, to throw them away.
-Anonymous
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Love
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Love - a wildly misunderstood although highly desirable malfunction of the heart which weakens the brain, causes eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow, blood pressure to rise and the lips to pucker
-Anonymous
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Men & Women
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You can get your appetite elsewhere, as long as you eat at home.
-Anonymous
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Music
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Music is the universal language: it is the same anywhere you go in the world.
-Anonymous
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Running
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It's rude to count people as you pass them. Out loud.
-Anonymous
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To be good is not enough when you dream of being great.
-Anonymous
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Pain is weakness leaving the body.
-Anonymous
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Pains lasts for a moment, but pride lasts forever.
-Anonymous
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Dead Last Finish is greater than Did Not Finish, which trumps Did Not Start.
-Anonymous
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Running is like mouthwash; if you can feel a burn, its working.
-Anonymous
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Runners just do it - they run for the finish line even if someone else has reached it first.
-Anonymous
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The best runs sometimes come on days when you didn't feel like running.
-Anonymous
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There have been many times I regretted skipping a run - but there has never been a time I regretted taking one.
-Anonymous
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To the brave and the faithful, nothing is impossible.
-Anonymous
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Pain is temporary...quitting is forever.
-Anonymous
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All it takes is all you got.
-Anonymous
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I am better than I was yesterday but not as good as I will be tomorrow.
-Anonymous
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I will do today what you won't, so I can do tomorrow what you can't.
-Anonymous
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Sadness
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Possibly the worst break up line ever: it's not me, it's you.
-Anonymous
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Society
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The problem with society is that happiness and intelligence are rarely found in the same person. I guess that's why they say ignorance is bliss.
-Anonymous
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Sports
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Since the Bible and the church are obviously mistaken in telling us where we came from, how can we trust them to tell us where we are going?
-Anonymous
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