QUOTATIONS by AUTHOR
Books by and about Bette Midler
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Age
After thirty, a body has a mind of its own.
-Bette Midler
Cats
Cats always seem so very wise, when staring with their half-closed eyes. Can they be thinking, I'll be nice, and maybe she will feed me twice?
-Bette Midler
Heart
It's the heart afraid of breaking that never learns to dance.
-Bette Midler
Recognition
I wouldn't say I invented tacky, but I definitely brought it to its present high popularity.
-Bette Midler
Sex
I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me.
-Bette Midler
Television
I made a pact with myself a long time ago: Never watch anything stupider than you. It's helped me a lot. I made a pact with myself a long time ago: Never watch anything stupider than you. It's helped me a lot.
-Bette Midler