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Actors, Acting
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If a farmer fills his barn with grain, he gets mice. If he leaves it empty, he gets actors.
-Bill Vaughan
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Children
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A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm.
-Bill Vaughan
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Conformity & Nonconformity
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If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it's another nonconformist who doesn't conform to the prevailing standard of nonconformity.
-Bill Vaughan
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Insects
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We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics.
-Bill Vaughan
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Money
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Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a huge research staff to study the problem.
-Bill Vaughan
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Smoking
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Pipe-smokers spend so much time cleaning, filling and fooling with their pipes, they don't have time to get into mischief.
-Bill Vaughan
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Taxation
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The tax collector must love poor people. He is creating so many of them.
-Bill Vaughan
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Books by and about Bill Vaughan