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Engrave this Quote No, sir, th dimmycratic party aint on speakin terms with itsilf. Whin ye see two men with white neckties go into a sthreet car an set in opposite corners while wan mutthers Thraiter an th other hisses Miscreent ye can bet theyre two dimmycratic leaders thryin to reunite th gran ol party.
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-Finley Peter Dunne
Engrave this Quote A rayformer thinks he was ilicted because he was a rayformer, whin th thruth iv th matther is he was ilicted because no wan knew him.
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-Finley Peter Dunne
Alcohol/Alcoholism
Engrave this Quote Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed be the facts.
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-Finley Peter Dunne
Conflict
Engrave this Quote Don't jump on a man unless he is down.
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-Finley Peter Dunne
Deception/Lying
Engrave this Quote A lie with a purpose is one of the worst kind, and the most profitable.
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-Finley Peter Dunne
Education
Engrave this Quote It don't make much difference what you study, so long as you don't like it.
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-Finley Peter Dunne
Fanaticism
Engrave this Quote A fanatic is a man that does what he thinks the Lord would do if He knew the facts of the case.
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-Finley Peter Dunne
Media
Engrave this Quote Th' newspaper does ivrything f'r us. It runs th' polis foorce an' th' banks, commands th' milishy, controls th'ligislachure, baptizes th' young, marries th' foolish, comforts th' afflicted, afflicts th' comfortable, buries th' dead an' roasts thim aftherward.
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-Finley Peter Dunne, "Mr. Dooley's Opinions", 1900
Men
Engrave this Quote The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.
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-Finley Peter Dunne
Men & Women
Engrave this Quote A man's idea in a game of cards is war, cruel, devastating, and pitiless. A lady's idea of it is a combination of larceny, embezzlement and burglary.
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-Finley Peter Dunne
Motivational
Engrave this Quote Comfort the afflicted, and afflict the comfortable.
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-Finley Peter Dunne
Past, the
Engrave this Quote The past always looks better than it was because it isn't here.
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-Finley Peter Dunne
Poverty
Engrave this Quote One of the strangest things about life is that the poor, who need the money the most, are the ones that never have it.
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-Finley Peter Dunne
Trust
Engrave this Quote Trust everybody, but cut the cards.
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-Finley Peter Dunne
Vegetarian
Engrave this Quote Most vegetarians I ever see looked enough like their food to be classed as cannibals.
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-Finley Peter Dunne
Virtue
Engrave this Quote Vice is a creature of such hideous mien... that the more you see it the better you like it.
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-Finley Peter Dunne
World
Engrave this Quote The world is not growing worse and it is not growing better -- it is just turning around as usual.
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-Finley Peter Dunne

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