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Advertising
Engrave this Quote An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission.
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-Fred A. Allen
Ancestry, Ancestors
Engrave this Quote I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap.
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Business
Engrave this Quote Treat employees like partners, and they act like partners.
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Christianity
Engrave this Quote Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats; then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure.
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City Life, Cities
Engrave this Quote Washington is no place for a good actor. The competition from bad actors is too great.
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Engrave this Quote The first thing that strikes a visitor to Paris is a taxi.
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Comedy
Engrave this Quote We are living in the machine age. For the first time in history the comedian has been compelled to supply himself with jokes and comedy material to compete with the machine. Whether he knows it or not, the comedian is on a treadmill to oblivion.
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Committee
Engrave this Quote A conference is a gathering of people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done.
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Contentment
Engrave this Quote I don't want to own anything that won't fit into my coffin.
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Dreams
Engrave this Quote He dreamed he was eating shredded wheat and woke up to find the mattress half gone.
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Exercise
Engrave this Quote I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
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Fame
Engrave this Quote A celebrity is a person who works hard all of their life to become well known, and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
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Fashion
Engrave this Quote Her hat is a creation that will never go out of style; it will just look ridiculous year after year.
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Gentlemen
Engrave this Quote A gentleman is any man who wouldn't hit a woman with his hat on.
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Help
Engrave this Quote It is probably not love that makes the world go around, but rather those mutually supportive alliances through which partners recognize their dependence on each other for the achievement of shared and private goals.
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Hollywood
Engrave this Quote An associate producer is the only guy in Hollywood who will associate with a producer.
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Engrave this Quote Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars.
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Imitation
Engrave this Quote Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
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Life
Engrave this Quote Life, in my estimation, is a biological misadventure that we terminate on the shoulders of six strange men whose only objective is to make a hole in one with you.
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Memory
Engrave this Quote I always have trouble remembering three things: faces, names, and -- I can't remember what the third thing is.
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Office
Engrave this Quote A molehill man is a pseudo-busy executive who comes to work at 9 am and finds a molehill on his desk. He has until 5 p.m. to make this molehill into a mountain. An accomplished molehill man will often have his mountain finished before lunch.
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Pride
Engrave this Quote The last time I saw him he was walking down lover's lane holding his own hand.
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Engrave this Quote Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs.
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Religion
Engrave this Quote The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion.
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Travel
Engrave this Quote The American arrives in Paris with a few French phrases he has culled from a conversational guide or picked up from a friend who owns a beret.
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