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Age
Engrave this Quote You know you're getting old when you stop to tie your shoes and wonder what else you can do while you're down there.
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-George Burns
Engrave this Quote By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember it.
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-George Burns
Engrave this Quote If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.
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-George Burns
Engrave this Quote It's good to be here. At 98, it's good to be anywhere.
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Engrave this Quote You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.
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-George Burns
Engrave this Quote How can I die? I'm booked.
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-George Burns
Authors & Writing
I look better, feel better, make love better and I'll tell you something else....I never lied better.
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-George Burns
Family
Engrave this Quote Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
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Future, The
Engrave this Quote I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.
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-George Burns, At age 87; he lived to be 100
Government
Engrave this Quote Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.
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Hollywood
Engrave this Quote If it's a good script I'll do it. And if it's a bad script, and they pay me enough, I'll do it.
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Humor
Engrave this Quote Someone who makes you laugh is a comedian. Someone who makes you think and then laugh is a humorist.
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Learning
Engrave this Quote Be quick to learn and wise to know.
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Life
Engrave this Quote Life's but a day at most.
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Engrave this Quote Look to the future, because that is where you'll spend the rest of your life.
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-George Burns
Passion
Engrave this Quote I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.
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-George Burns
Retirement
Engrave this Quote Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
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-George Burns
Sex
Engrave this Quote Sex can be fun after eighty, after ninety, and after lunch!
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Engrave this Quote I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
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-George Burns

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