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Drinking
Engrave this Quote When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
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-Henny Youngman
Gambling (Gaming)
Engrave this Quote I bet on a horse at ten-to-one. It didn't come in until half-past five.
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-Henny Youngman
Holidays
Engrave this Quote I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up -- they have no holidays.
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Love
Engrave this Quote You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.
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Marriage
Engrave this Quote The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
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Engrave this Quote I take my wife everywhere I go. She always finds her way back.
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Money
Engrave this Quote I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o clock.
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Regret & Remorse
Engrave this Quote If your going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for in the morning, sleep late.
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