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Engrave this Quote A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid.
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-Jack Benny
Age
Engrave this Quote Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
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-Jack Benny, attributed
Exaggeration
Engrave this Quote I don't want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go too.
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-Jack Benny
Golf
Engrave this Quote Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
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-Jack Benny
Speeches (oratory)
Engrave this Quote It's not so much knowing when to speak, when to pause.
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-Jack Benny
Success & Failure
Engrave this Quote I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
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-Jack Benny

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