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 Books by and about Jack Benny
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A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid.
-Jack Benny
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Age
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Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
-Jack Benny, attributed
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Exaggeration
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I don't want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go too.
-Jack Benny
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Golf
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Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
-Jack Benny
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Speeches (oratory)
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It's not so much knowing when to speak, when to pause.
-Jack Benny
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Success & Failure
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I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
-Jack Benny
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