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Alcohol/Alcoholism
Engrave this Quote I always wake up at the crack of ice.
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Engrave this Quote I don't drink any more than the man next to me, and the man next to me is Dean Martin.
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Engrave this Quote A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on.
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Engrave this Quote I drink to forget I drink.
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Engrave this Quote I would take a bomb, but I can't stand the noise.
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Engrave this Quote It pays to get drunk with the best people.
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Animals
Engrave this Quote I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.
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Drinking
Engrave this Quote I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in 14 days I lost two weeks.
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Food
Engrave this Quote I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster.
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Friends
Engrave this Quote Show me a friend in need and I'll show you a pest.
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Gambling (Gaming)
Engrave this Quote I've been on such a losing streak that if I had been around I would have taken General Custer and given points.
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Life
Engrave this Quote You only live once -- but if you work it right, once is enough.
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Maturity
Engrave this Quote Show me a man with both feet on the ground and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants on.
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Medicine
Engrave this Quote They had me on the operating table all day. They looked into my stomach, my gall bladder, they examined everything inside of me. Know what they decided? I need glasses.
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Memory
Engrave this Quote I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm still chasing them.
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Money
Engrave this Quote It doesn't matter whether you are rich or poor -- as long as you've got money.
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Engrave this Quote There's only one thing money won't buy, and that is poverty.
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Engrave this Quote I don't like money actually, but it quiets the nerves.
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Poverty
Engrave this Quote Show me a man with very little money and I will show you a bum.
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Speeches (oratory)
Engrave this Quote Adlai Stevenson has a genius for saying the right thing, at the right time, to the wrong people.
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Taxation
Engrave this Quote The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.
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Youth
Engrave this Quote You are only young once, and if you work it right, once is enough.
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