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America
Engrave this Quote America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin For one dollar and use it up in two weeks.
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-John Barrymore
Argument & Debate
Engrave this Quote My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments.
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-John Barrymore
Death
Engrave this Quote Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him.
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-John Barrymore
Debt / Borrow / Loan
Engrave this Quote If it isn't the sheriff, it's the finance company; I've got more attachments on me than a vacuum cleaner.
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-John Barrymore
Divorce
Engrave this Quote You never know how short a month is until you pay alimony.
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-John Barrymore
Food
Engrave this Quote I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o clock in the morning.
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-John Barrymore
Happiness
Engrave this Quote Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn
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-John Barrymore
Life
Engrave this Quote A man must pay the fiddler, in my case it so happened that a whole symphony orchestra often had to be subsidized.
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-John Barrymore
Engrave this Quote The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time.
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-John Barrymore
Love
Engrave this Quote Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.
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Marriage
Engrave this Quote I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives and he is a synonym for wisdom.
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-John Barrymore
Money
Engrave this Quote Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?
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-John Barrymore
Poetry
Engrave this Quote I've read some of your modern free verse and wonder who set it free.
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-John Barrymore
Regret & Remorse
Engrave this Quote A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.
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-John Barrymore
Relationships
Engrave this Quote In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone; but sometimes it is a great relief.
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-John Barrymore
Relatives
Engrave this Quote My wife is the kind of girl who will not go anywhere without her mother, and her mother will go anywhere.
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-John Barrymore
Sex
Engrave this Quote Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
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-John Barrymore

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