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Engrave this Quote Against logic there is no armor like ignorance.
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-Laurence J. Peter
Engrave this Quote Every man serves a useful purpose: A miser, for example, makes a wonderful ancestor.
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-Laurence J. Peter
Advertising
Engrave this Quote Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell, and advertise.
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-Laurence J. Peter
Bureaucracy
Engrave this Quote In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence.
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-Laurence J. Peter
Competence
Engrave this Quote Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder.
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-Laurence J. Peter, The Peter Principle, chapter 1, 1969
Democracy
Engrave this Quote Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame.
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-Laurence J. Peter
Education
Engrave this Quote Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices.
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-Laurence J. Peter
Effort
Engrave this Quote Slump, and the world slumps with you. Push, and you push alone.
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-Laurence J. Peter
Expertise
Engrave this Quote Make three correct guesses consecutively and you will establish a reputation as an expert.
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Friends
Engrave this Quote You can always tell a real friend; when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job.
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-Laurence J. Peter
Innovation
Engrave this Quote Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.
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-Laurence J. Peter
Intelligence
Engrave this Quote The best intelligence test is what we do with our leisure.
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-Laurence J. Peter
Miracles
Engrave this Quote Don't believe in miracles -- depend on them.
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-Laurence J. Peter
Opinion
Engrave this Quote When I want your opinion I'll give it to you.
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-Laurence J. Peter
Opportunity
Engrave this Quote Fortune knocks but once, but misfortune has much more patience.
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-Laurence J. Peter
Politics
Engrave this Quote Political success is the ability, when the inevitable occurs, to get credit for it.
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-Laurence J. Peter
Prejudice
Engrave this Quote Two things reduce prejudice: education and laughter.
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-Laurence J. Peter
Problems
Engrave this Quote Some problems are so complex that you have to be highly intelligent and well informed just to be undecided about them.
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-Laurence J. Peter
Psychiatry
Engrave this Quote Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents shortcomings.
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-Laurence J. Peter
Reality
Engrave this Quote Reality is for people who can't face drugs.
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-Laurence J. Peter
Success & Failure
Engrave this Quote If at first you don't succeed, lie, lie again.
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-Laurence J. Peter
Wealth
Engrave this Quote Don't knock the rich. When did a poor person give you a job?
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-Laurence J. Peter
Women
Engrave this Quote Men now monopolize the upper levels depriving women of their rightful share of opportunities for incompetence.
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-Laurence J. Peter

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