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Drugs
Engrave this Quote Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
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-Lily Tomlin
Facts
Engrave this Quote I have always wanted to be somebody, but I see now I should have been more specific.
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Fashion
Engrave this Quote There's so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.
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Government
Engrave this Quote Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.
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Language
Engrave this Quote Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
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Life
Engrave this Quote The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
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Loneliness
Engrave this Quote We're all in this alone.
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Love
Engrave this Quote If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
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Prayer
Engrave this Quote Why is it when we talk to God, we're praying, but when God talks to us, we're schizophrenic?
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Reality
Engrave this Quote Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
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Stress
Engrave this Quote For fast-acting relief try slowing down.
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Success & Failure
Engrave this Quote Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
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Truth
Engrave this Quote If truth is beauty, then how come no one has their hair done in a library?
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Unity
Engrave this Quote We are all in this together, by ourselves.
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