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Humanity
Engrave this Quote The human race was always interesting and we know by its past that it will always continue so, monotonously.
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-Mark Twain
Engrave this Quote Man is a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired.
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-Mark Twain
Engrave this Quote Such is the human race. Often it does seem such a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.
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-Mark Twain
Humility
Engrave this Quote The man who is ostentatious of his modesty is twin to the statue that wears a fig-leaf.
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-Mark Twain
Humor
Engrave this Quote Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which, before their union, were not perceived to have any relation.
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-Mark Twain
Engrave this Quote Wit and Humor -- if any difference, it is in duration -- lightning and electric light. Same material, apparently; but one is vivid, and can do damage -- the other fools along and enjoys elaboration.
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-Mark Twain
Engrave this Quote Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever.
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-Mark Twain
Engrave this Quote Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of Humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven.
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-Mark Twain, Following the Equator-A Journey Around the World, Pudd'nhead Wilson's New Calendar
Idealism
Engrave this Quote It is at our mother's knee that we acquire our noblest and truest and highest ideals, but there is seldom any money in them.
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-Mark Twain, A Biography
Ideas
Engrave this Quote A crank is someone with a new idea -- until it catches on.
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-Mark Twain
Ignorance & Stupidity
Engrave this Quote I would rather have my ignorance than another man's knowledge, because I have so much of it.
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-Mark Twain
Engrave this Quote When I was fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have him around. When I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years.
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-Mark Twain
Illusion
Engrave this Quote It isn't safe to sit in judgment upon another person's illusion when you are not on the inside. While you are thinking it is a dream, he may be knowing it is a planet.
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-Mark Twain
Imagination
Engrave this Quote You cannot depend on your judgments when your imagination is out of focus.
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-Mark Twain
Innovation
Engrave this Quote The man with a new idea is a crank until the idea succeeds.
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-Mark Twain
Insanity
Engrave this Quote Let us consider that we are all partially insane. It will explain us to each other; it will unriddle many riddles; it will make clear and simple many things which are involved in haunting and harassing difficulties and obscurities now.
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-Mark Twain
Engrave this Quote When we remember that we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
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-Mark Twain
Engrave this Quote The way it is now, the asylums can hold the sane people but if we tried to shut up the insane we would run out of building materials.
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-Mark Twain
Insects
Engrave this Quote As a thinker and planner the ant is the equal of any savage race of men; as a self-educated specialist in several arts she is the superior of any savage race of men; and in one or two high mental qualities she is above the reach of any man, savage or civilized!
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-Mark Twain
Insults
Engrave this Quote It takes an enemy and a friend, working together, to hurt you to the heart. The one to slander you, and the other to get the news to you.
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-Mark Twain
Inventing, Inventions
Engrave this Quote Accident is the name of the greatest of all inventors.
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-Mark Twain
Journalism
Engrave this Quote In the real world, nothing happens at the right place at the right time. It is the job of journalists and historians to correct that.
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-Mark Twain
Judging, Judgment
Engrave this Quote You can't depend on your judgment when your imagination is out of focus.
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-Mark Twain
Justice
Engrave this Quote To do something, say something, see something, before anybody else -- these are things that confer a pleasure compared with which other pleasures are tame and commonplace, other ecstasies cheap and trivial.
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Engrave this Quote I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened.
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-Mark Twain

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