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Death
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I urge everyone against choosing their dying words ahead of time. I said mine years ago and now I look like quite the fool.
-Michael Wakcher
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Deception/Lying
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A lie is just the truth masquerading as bullshit.
-Michael Wakcher
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Language
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Language is a dangerous tool, that when misused, can result in nonsense.
-Michael Wakcher
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Pessimism
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If all complaints had to be accompanied by the submission of a delicious sandwich then fewer people would voice them while more would be willing to listen.
-Michael Wakcher
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Science
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A physicist's journey starts with putting two numbers together, and ends with taking the Universe apart.
-Michael Wakcher
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Victory
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The sweetness of victory is undermined only by its lack of nutritional content.
-Michael Wakcher
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Wisdom
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Sharing great wisdom in the company of fools may lead them to take you as one of their own.
-Michael Wakcher
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Women
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To please a woman is to say 'please' to a woman...but at other times not.
-Michael Wakcher
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Words
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With enough verbs and prepositions,
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Books by and about Michael Wakcher