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Money
Engrave this Quote People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
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-Ogden Nash
Morals
Engrave this Quote He without benefit of scruples
His fun and money soon quadruples.
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New Year
Engrave this Quote Every New Year is the direct descendant, isn't it, of a long line of proven criminals?
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News
Engrave this Quote I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era when so many things were going so right for so many of the wrong persons.
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Office
Engrave this Quote Here is a pen and here is a pencil, here's a typewriter, here's a stencil, here's a list of today's appointments, and all the flies in all the ointments, the daily woes that a man endures -- take them, George, they're yours!
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Parenting
Engrave this Quote Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.
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Engrave this Quote Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore,
And that's what parents were created for.
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Politics
Engrave this Quote Whether elected or appointed he considers himself the Lord's anointed, and indeed the ointment lingers on him so thick you can't get your fingers on him.
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Professionalism
Engrave this Quote Professional men, they have no cares; whatever happens, they get theirs.
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Progress
Engrave this Quote Progress might have been alright once, but it has gone on too long.
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Regret & Remorse
Engrave this Quote One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence.
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Rest, Leisure
Engrave this Quote Your hair may be brushed, but your mind's untidy. You've had about seven hours of sleep since Friday. No wonder you feel that lost sensation. You're sunk from a riot of relaxation.
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Seasons
Engrave this Quote Indoors or out, no one relaxes in March, that month of wind and taxes, the wind will presently disappear, the taxes last us all the year.
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Sin
Engrave this Quote The only people who should really sin are the people who can sin and grin.
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Suicide
Engrave this Quote And one of his partners asked Has he vertigo? and the other glanced out and down and said Oh no, only about ten feet more.
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Taxation
Engrave this Quote Indoors or out, no one relaxes
In March, that month of wind and taxes,
The wind will presently disappear,
The taxes last us all year.
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-Ogden Nash, Thar She Blows (1949)
Technology
Engrave this Quote O misery, misery, mumble and moan!
Someone invented the telephone,
And interrupted a nation's slumbers,
Ringing wrong but similar numbers.
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-Ogden Nash, Look What You Did, Christopher
Trees
Engrave this Quote I think that I shall never see
a billboard lovely as a tree.
Perhaps, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all.
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Wealth
Engrave this Quote I don't mind their having a lot of money, and I don't care how they employ it, but I do think that they damn well ought to admit they enjoy it.
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Work
Engrave this Quote If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.
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