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Maturity
Engrave this Quote Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she would come in and sink my boats.
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Money
Engrave this Quote Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
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Nature
Engrave this Quote I am at two with nature.
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Philosophy
Engrave this Quote I was thrown out of N.Y.U. my freshman year for cheating on my metaphysics final. You know, I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me.
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Potential
Engrave this Quote It shows exactly what you can do if you're a total psychotic.
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Punishment
Engrave this Quote Capital punishment would be more effective as a preventive measure if it were administered prior to the crime.
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Reason
Engrave this Quote Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.
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Regret & Remorse
Engrave this Quote My one regret in life is that I'm not someone else.
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Relationships
Engrave this Quote A relationship, I think, is like a shark, you know? It has to constantly move forward or it dies. And I think what we got on our hands is a dead shark.
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Revolution
Engrave this Quote In perpetrating a revolution, there are two requirements: someone or something to revolt against and someone to actually show up and do the revolting. Dress is usually casual and both parties may be flexible about time and place, but if either faction fails to attend, the whole enterprise is likely to come off badly.
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-Woody Allen, A Brief Yet Helpful Guide To Civil Disobedience (Without feathers), 1972
Risk
Engrave this Quote If you don't fail now and again, it's a sign you're playing it safe.
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Sex
Engrave this Quote Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.
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Engrave this Quote A Bay Area Bisexual told me I didn't quite coincide with either of her desires.
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Engrave this Quote Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.
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Space
Engrave this Quote Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought - particularly for people who cannot remember where they left things.
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Success & Failure
Engrave this Quote Eighty percent of success is showing up.
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Sunset
Engrave this Quote Today I saw a red and yellow sunset and thought, how insignificant I am! Of course, I thought that yesterday too, and it rained.
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Vacations
Engrave this Quote For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorce. We decided that a trip to Bermuda is over in two weeks, but a divorce is something you always have.
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