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I hesitate to deposit money in a bank. I am afraid I shall never dare to take it out again. When you go to confession and entrust your sins to the safe-keeping of the priest, do you ever come back for them?
-Jean Baudrillard
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What's breaking into a bank compared with founding a bank?
-Bertolt Brecht
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It is easier to rob by setting up a bank than by holding up a bank clerk.
-Bertolt Brecht
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Because bankers measure their self-worth in money, and pay themselves a lot of it, they think they're fine fellows and don't need to explain themselves.
-James Buchan
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Most people...find a disorientating mismatch between the long-term nature of their liabilities and the increasingly short-term nature of their assets.
-Howard Davies
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No one has a greater asset for his business than a man's pride in his work.
-Mary Parker Follet
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Central banks don't have divine wisdom. They try to do the best analysis they can and must be prepared to stand or fall by the quality of that analysis.
-Eddie George
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I hate banks. They do nothing positive for anybody except take care of themselves. They're first in with their fees and first out when there's trouble.
-Harvey Goldsmith
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A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove you don't need it.
-Bob Hope
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Good bankers, like good tea, can only be appreciated when they are in hot water.
-Jaffar Hussein
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Banking establishments are more dangerous than standing armies.
-Thomas Jefferson
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I sincerely believe that banking establishments are more dangerous than standing armies, and that the principle of spending money to be paid by posterity, under the name of funding, is but swindling futurity on a large scale.
-Thomas Jefferson
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It is no accident that banks resemble temples, preferably Greek, and that the supplicants who come to perform the rites of deposit and withdrawal instinctively lower their voices into the registers of awe. Even the most junior tellers acquire within weeks of their employment the officiousness of hierophants tending an eternal flame. I don't know how they become so quickly inducted into the presiding mysteries, or who instructs them in the finely articulated inflections of contempt for the laity, but somehow they learn to think of themselves as suppliers of the monetarized DNA that is the breath of life.
-Lewis H. Lapham
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With a group of bankers I always had the feeling that success was measured by the extent one gave nothing away.
-Lord Longford
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There is two things that can disrupt business in this country. One is War, and the other is a meeting of the Federal Reserve Bank.
-Will Rogers, April 2, 1929
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See where Congress passed a two billion dollar bill to relieve bankers' mistakes. You can always count on us helping those who have lost part of their fortune, but our whole history records nary a case where the loan was for the man who had absolutely nothing. Our theory is to help only those who can get along, even if they don't get a loan.
-Will Rogers, January 22, 1932
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Was there ever such an autumn? And yet there was never such a panic and hard times in the commercial world. The merchants and banks are suspending and failing all the country over, but not the sandbanks, solid and warm, and streaked with bloody blackberry vines.
You may run upon them as much as you please--even as the crickets do, and find their account in it. They are the stockholders in these banks, and I hear them creaking their content.
-Henry David Thoreau
Journal, October 14, 1857
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A banker is a fellow who lends his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
-Mark Twain
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There is too much sour grapes for my taste in the present American attitude. The time to denounce the bankers was when we were all feeding off their gold plate; not now! At present they have not only my sympathy but my preference. They are the last representatives of our native industries.
-Edith Wharton
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