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The world will end in 5 minutes. Please log out...
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WARNING: Keyboard Not Attached. Press F10 to Continue.
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COFFEE.EXE missing. Insert cup and press any key.
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Bad Command or File Name. Good try, though.
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Press any key... no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!
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Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue...
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Error reading FAT record. Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)
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General Failure's Fault. Not Yours.
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Hit any user to continue.
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Scandisk is now checking your hard disk. You can start praying.
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Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.
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Earth is 98% full. Please delete anyone you can.
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Cannot find REALITY.SYS...Universe Halted.
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