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Engrave this Quote One never needs their humor as much a when they argue with a fool.
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-Chinese Proverb
Engrave this Quote Many a true word is spoken in jest.
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-English Proverb
Engrave this Quote A poor joke must invent its own laughter.
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-Proverb
Engrave this Quote If I have not seen as far as others, it is because there were giants standing on my shoulders.
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-Harold Abelson
Engrave this Quote I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humor.
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-Edward Albee
Engrave this Quote My life has been one great big joke, a dance that's walked a song that's spoke, I laugh so hard I almost choke when I think about myself.
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-Maya Angelou
Engrave this Quote The secret to humor is surprise.
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-Aristotle
Engrave this Quote Melancholy men are of all others the most witty.
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-Aristotle
Engrave this Quote Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can: all of them make me laugh.
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-W. H. Auden
Engrave this Quote Imagination was given man to compensate for what he is not, and a sense of humor to console him for what he is.
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-Francis Bacon
Engrave this Quote A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs-jolted by every pebble in the road.
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-Henry Ward Beecher
Engrave this Quote Witticism. A sharp and clever remark, usually quoted and seldom noted; what the Philistine is pleased to call a joke.
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-Ambrose Bierce
Engrave this Quote Wit. The salt with which the American humorist spoils his intellectual cookery by leaving it out.
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-Ambrose Bierce
Engrave this Quote We never respect those who amuse us, however we may smile at their comic powers.
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-Marguerite Blessington
Engrave this Quote Humor is a spontaneous, wonderful bit of an outburst that just comes. It's unbridled, its unplanned, it's full of suprises.
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-Erma Bombeck
Engrave this Quote We must laugh at man to avoid crying for him.
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-Napoleon Bonaparte
Engrave this Quote Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth.
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-Victor Borge
Engrave this Quote For my own part I think no innocent species of wit or pleasantry should be suppressed: and that a good pun may be admitted among the smaller excellencies of lively conversation.
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-James Boswell
Engrave this Quote Being a funny person does an awful lot of things to you. You feel that you mustn't get serious with people. They don't expect it from you, and they don't want to see it. You're not entitled to be serious, you're a clown, and they only want you to make them laugh.
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-Fanny Brice
Engrave this Quote A rich man's joke is always funny.
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-Thomas Edward Brown
Engrave this Quote All my humor is based upon destruction and despair. If the whole world were tranquil, without disease and violence, I'd be standing on the breadline right in back of J. Edgar Hoover.
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-Lenny Bruce
Engrave this Quote The role of a comedian is to make the audience laugh, at a minimum of once every fifteen seconds.
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-Lenny Bruce
Engrave this Quote Jesting is often only indigence of intellect.
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-Jean De La Bruyere
Engrave this Quote To appreciate nonsense requires a serious interest in life.
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-Gelett Burgess
Engrave this Quote Comedy is a tragedy plus time.
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-Carol Burnett

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